I WOULD like to draw attention to all residents of Upper Catshill who keep a cat, especially to those with no gardens and to those who have found it necessary to pave their front gardens, that I have got what is probably the largest cat toilet in the area.
One site is well dug, planted and suitable for the more able cat, ie plant removal, destruction etc. There is an arid area which before the drought used to be a lawn. This is better for the older cat which leaves its deposit on the surface. I get visitors of all ages, sizes and colours, blacks, whites, greys, tabbies and one ginger gentlemen whom from its 'Gorballed' utterances I suspect is of Scottish origin although no kilt has been detected.
If anyone would like to visit with their cat, that is to view the ruins, I suggest that you bring a mask and some form of deodorant. No other directions required - donations for Cancer Research.
J Wilkes, Catshill
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