NEW Labour sales bargains. Any country other than England may apply.
For sale: Gold reserves, defence secrets (with DERA Malvern), Royal Mail and Parts of the BBC. Still awaiting details on Buckingham Palace. All to go in readiness for our European Partnership. Apply "Gordon Brown's Bargains."
Wanted: Arms (particularly reliable rifles), ammunition and fuel for our almost-armed forces. Apply: The Lottery Fund.
BRIAN HUNT,
Lansdowne Rise,
Worcester.
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