PETER Luff is normally the perfect gentleman but don't park outside his flat, whatever you do.

Because the Tory MP gets very unhappy when motorists pinch his parking spot.

And anybody who dares to do so will find themselves on the end of some frank advice.

Speaking in Commons debate on rogue wheelclampers, he said: I would like to have a wheelclamp for the cars that regularly park outside my flat, where they should not be.

I have a notice that I run off from my word processor, which is fairly offensive and normally gets them moved, but it is nevertheless a problem.

Mr Luff wants a crackdown on unscrupulous security firms who get rich from wheelclamping.

He told MPs a number of horror stores, including clampers in Doncaster who threatened to hold a mother's three-year-old daughter to ransom until £60 was collected from a bank.

He also shamed clampers in Sheffield who demanded a woman's gold tooth as payment, a woman who was asked for sex unless she came up with the release payment immediately and a hearse with a body in the back was clamped outside a church.