I HAVE discovered a new way to while away my leisure hours - take my rubbish to the newly-refurbished waste disposal site in Stourport-on-Severn.

There, I can sit for hours in a long, slowly-moving queue of cars.

I can observe the local populace becoming more and more frustrated and angry, stopping their vehicles in such ridiculous places to disgorge the rubbish they had so lovingly stuffed into them.

There, if I had realised it would be such entertaining fun, I could take my family on an all-day picnic. If Easter hadn't just come and gone, I would strongly recommend readers to go along to the site.

Don't worry if you think you'll miss all the fun if you have just a few newspapers and bottles to dispose of - you'll simply be forced to rejoin the queue to be taken around the one-way system with all your new-found friends.

Who on earth designed such a ridiculous mess? I thought our local authority were supposed to encourage us to recycle our rubbish.

For me, I'll now revert to what I did many years ago, and what I know many people still do - dump all their rubbish in their bins.

TIM WILBRAHAM,

Stourport-on-Severn.