FISHING for votes was on the election agenda at a Kidderm-inster chip shop.

Foley's Fish Bar is serving up lip-smacking delicacies in its quest to ensure all parties get a battering. Nick Akathiotis, of Foleys Fish Bar, rustles up an election special for special guest "Tony Blair."

Tasty treats such as Hague's Haddocks, Blair's Burgers and Taylor's Torpedoes - or sausages to the rest of us - are being served up in style.

However, in the interest of electoral balance the Shuttle /Times & News has come up with a few alternatives that could be asked for at the Stourport Road chip shop.

Tories could pound the streets to save the British currency on Simpson's Scallops or Mark's Meat pie.

Europhile Labour voters could always opt for some Mediterranean nosh in the guise of David's doner or Lock's lamb-kebab.

While those with a truly independent palate can always opt for Millington's Mushy peas.