AS I passed the site of the former cattle market opposite Croft Road, now a car park, my thoughts went back 50 years or so.

At that time I was a "rookie cop" who sometimes did duty at the market, mainly to issue pig licences.

"Count their legs and divide by four" seemed to be the favour quip of my much older and larger colleague. Naturally, I always laughed, as it seemed the best policy!

One of the "perks" of the duty was the back door of the farmers canteen to have a free cup of tea with the ladies.

One day, I opened the door and was greeted in the most friendly manner by a new lady assistant. "Hello, would you care for a tea or coffee?" she said.

I thought this is more like it and when she asked if I would like a ham sandwich, I thought my day was made!

Soon, she returned with my treats and I wasted no time in getting this tasty morsel between my molars. Then I woke up.

My dream was shattered when she said pleasantly: "That will be one and ninepence, please."

My mouth went dry and the wretched sandwich tasted like sawdust. My cigarette pocket money for the day had just gone up in smoke.

I have never enjoyed a sandwich since.

JOE WALTER,

St John's, Worcester.

n A RECENT survey suggests stress is good for you, and that people who are highly strung live longer.

Is this a ploy to make people feel better? If so, let's hope it works.

And on the subject off stress, I must say your Agony Aunt gives excellent advice. Other people's experiences tell me dealing with stress is never easy.

JEFF HOLMES,

Worcester.