CAN anyone tell me where I can apply for asylum, as I feel that, as an Englishman, my human rights are being abused by this Government.

No longer can I voice my dissent at anything without being accused of being a racist, sexist or, dare I say it, homophobe, and I would love to have private health treatment if only I could afford it.

So if anyone out there can tell me where to get the form, I will put myself and my relatives down for a free house, free medical and dental treatment, free legal aid and, no doubt when I reach 65, a full pension.

M C RANDALL,

Kempsey,

Worcestershire