ANYWAY, someone's turned round to me and said, like - right in my face, "The way people speak in clichs, right, is, like really annoying".

So, I've, like, turned round to them and gone, like, "It's just the way things are," and then he's, like, turned round to me and gone "It's the schools, like, they're not teaching English correctly," and I've turned around to him and gone, like "What's it got to do with you?" and he's turned around to me, like, and gone, "... but it's so annoying to listen to," and I've turned around and gone, "So what?" and he's like turned round and gone, right, "You're just as bad," and then, right, I turned round and was just about to say something back but I fell over because I was so dizzy after turning round so much.

Howard Bellaby

Badger Brook Lane

Astwood Bank