CAN anyone tell me where I can get a permit for the following activities?

1 Holding meetings in the street, playing loud music and swearing as loudly as I can.

2 Have people at these meetings wheel-spinning cars and riding motorcycles without helmets at all times of day and night while racing around the streets.

3 If anyone complains I want to be able to threaten them with violence as a body of up to 20 people and maybe damage their property or cars when I want to just to prove I can get away with it.

4 Most of all, I want to do this in an area that nobody else wants me to do it, and where elderly people live and small children live and play, knowing that one day I might be responsible for badly hurting someone because of my actions.

5 Finally, I want a guarantee that even if I get caught doing any of these things I can carry on and do it again with the knowledge that nobody will do anything to stop me.

You probably think these requests are ridiculous and quite frankly, so do I, but this is what is happening on Birchen Coppice.

A VERY CONCERNED PARENT

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