MRS Brad Pitt probably choked on her low carbohydrate croissant when she saw her husband's sizzling onscreen performance with the delectable Angelina Jolie.
Because the sexual chemistry between them is tangible, and if I were Jennifer Anniston, I'd be divvying up those Friend's box sets and changing the locks quicker than you can say pre-nuptial agreement.
The beautiful twosome play John and Jane Smith, a couple so stuck in a miserable rut they decide to seek marriage guidance.
What neither of them realises is that behind their suburban faade, they are both brilliant and brutal assassins - and their next job is to kill each other.
Having built their marriage on lies, they both realise taking each other out shouldn't really be a problem - after all who needs Relate when you have a machine gun?
This film looks great and certainly delivers some fine action scenes along with a fair few laughs, mainly thanks to Vince Vaughn playing Brad's goofy best friend.
Angelina is stunning as the sexy female assassin, while Brad puts in a fine performance as the comedic action hero.
However, old romantics might be a bit disappointed by the lack of sweet talk between Brad and Angelina.
This film is driven by raw emotion, by sexual tension, anger and passion - but that was good enough for me!
EB
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