Look down, have a surprise,
Your shoelace is untied.
Who did that? I wonder...

Look up, have a surprise,
Paint on the ceiling, disguised.
Who did that? I wonder...

Look left, have a surprise,
Someone's written a lot of lies.
Who did that? I wonder...

Look right, have a surprise,
Over there, someone's eaten pies.
Who did that? I wonder...

Now tell me,
Who did them?
"You did!"

by Mari Snookes