The world’s only asparamancer is back again with 15 predictions of what 2022 has in store.
Former Evesham resident Jemima Packington is globally recognised as the woman who throws asparagus to predict the future.
Boris Johnson, Covid and the Royal Family all make appearances in Jemima’s latest predictions.
Without further ado, here is what 2022 has in store, according to asparagus:
1. Despite all the bad press Boris Johnson will prevail as Prime Minister.
2. Covid and all its variants will be with us for ever but everyone will learn to adapt and not let it get the better of us.
3. A brand new way of living will become the norm - working from home etc BUT people will no longer accept shoddy services hiding behind the guise of the pandemic.
4. Entertainment and Sports venues will find ways to progress whilst keeping everyone safe.
5. More sadness for the Royal Family; scandals and worse.
6. We will be shocked at the news of the unexpected demise of some ShowBiz legends.
7. A review of the Nations Educational standards structure will be carried out to ensure no child is left behind. More emphasis on vocational qualifications will be introduced.
8. A return to times when foreign travel was an exotic luxury will be experienced. It will no longer be a regular occurrence. Travel prices will reflect this.
9. The British Economy will rally and it will become a beacon of achievement amongst those countries unable to get to grips with their own economies.
10. Tense times will continue on the international front but conflicts will be avoided.
11. Adaptability will become the by word in the Leisure and Service industries; they will embrace the change in peoples habits and will survive stronger than ever.
12. Sir Keir Starmer will not continue as leader of the Labour Party in a shock twist.
13. Sadly climate change will continue, and fewer countries will be active in its reversal.
14. Re-cycling and Up-cycling will be the new fashion. There will be less waste of any sort. Barter will become a new trend.
15. Agriculture will progress well especially the growing of our wonderful Asparagus.
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