I CAME across an Oasis songbook' and it proved to be a revelation.

This was the band - you may remember - that idolised the Beatles so slavishly that one of their number emulated John Lennon to such an extent that he seemed to actually believe that he had reincarnated as the world's most famous Scouser.

Anyway, if you want some idea of the light years-wide void that exists between the Moptops and the Floptops, then check out the lyrics and compare. The Gallaghers - what on earth was all that about?